How to pretend you’re cool and intellectual.
- Say something controversial.
- Hide a half-baked sentiment inside a veil of pseudo-intellectualism.
- Cite, cite, cite.
- A bit of anger with every word.
- Condescending sarcasm to make everything you say seem to be “obvious to the intelligent anyway.”
- Pray to God no one’s actually read decent books contrary to what you’ve cooked up.











