MAGSAWA KAYO SA KNOCKNOCK JOKES.
1: Knock knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Lady gaga.
2: Lady gaga who?
1: Kung lady gaga kaaaa. sa piling ng ibaaaa.
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1: Knock knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Dina Bonnevie and Gary V.
2: Dina Bonnevie and Gary V who?
1: Dina Bonnevie my lover you Gary V with my friends, make it last forever, friendship never ends!
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1: Knock knock.
2: who's there?
1: Gary V matapat.
2: Gary V Matapat who?
1: I gary v honest, I think you know. I'm covered in lies but that's okay.
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1: Knock knock:
2: who's there?
1: Ube.
2: Ube who?
1: ubeybe beybe beybe, my beybe beybe. wo je bu neng xi chi niii.
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1: Knock knock.
2: who's there?
1: I need shabu.
2: I need shabu who?
1: I need shabu, I gotta see you boo.
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1: knock knock
2: who's there?
1: soon to open pan de manila
2: soon to open pan de manila who?
1: uno dos tres! soon to open pan de manila!
(fav ko to, thanks chui!)
Mar 4th